I really am alive!

Okay. It has been sometime since I have posted. I am alive - I assure you!

Things that have happened since the last post:

- moved from DC to Ohio;
- moved from Ohio to Newark, NJ;
- got a job offer and accepted it in midtown, NYC;
- good friend got married;
- was in court for the first time by myself;
- found out that a comic strip was written about me some time ago that I never saw; and
- was scratched by a cat named pumpkin (but I also had pumpkin cheesecake that same night, so maybe I deserved it).

Thats all for now - dinner time.

My List of 10

So many stories about list of 10s. 10 best friends, 10 thinkgs about J. William, so I decided to come up with the 10 best list of 10 lists...follow me on this one...so here we go:

10. 10 names to call my "weiner" - Kristen's thoughts, not mine;
9. 10 best careers to do when you cannot find a job as an attorney;
8. 10 favorite people to make strawberry shortcut for (pardon the dangling preposition);
7. 10 favorite place to go to mooch off people when you have no income;
6. 10 favorite people to mooch off of when you have no income;
5. 10 favorite ways to invite yourself into a wedding (this involves wearing a dress);
4. 10 favorite people to model your life after;
3. 10 favorite degrees (I almost have 10 of these);
2. 10 favorite "fake" religions (Ricky Williams is part of one of these - I am going to start one);
1. 10 funniest things that Kristen has sent out by "accident" to people that she only intended to be sent to her "biscuit." (I am accepting the best ones so if you have any, please email them to me at: jameswbacher@gmail.com).