Well, like the title says, today is a non-terrorist day! The reason? Quite simply, because Jessica Simpson is in town.
No stories about guys relieving themselves on the train (cause that is what he was doing) or anything of the like.
I got off the train this morning and instead of being greeted by Clay Aiken and his HORRID voice, I was greeted by the sweet - er - um - sound of Jessica Simpson. So like any normal male, I stopped and listened. She, er - um - sounded great (and the cowboy boots, short shorts, and low cut shirt didn't hurt at all either).
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Ah, Jesslutca Simpson....
Murder on the ears, a treat for the eyes.
jam- just so you know- if you ever buy an album of jessica simpson's i will make fun of you for at least 2 months. although if you want to put her poster in your bathroom, that's your business.
This is the chicky who thought buffalo wings weren't chicken but chicken-of-the-sea was?
What's it say about survival of the fittest when so many of the hot ones are all stone stupid?
On the other hand, what would be the point of seeing the new Dukes movie, but for her? Are people going because they want to see Stiffler and Jackass in the General Lee? Guess what? The General Lee will jump a ravine, and the police cars chasing it will crash. And we still won't see enough of Jessica's butt to make sitting there for 90 minutes worth it.
Yeah, not enough of her butt, but anymore and she would have probably asked for some lines - god forbid!
And Jess, If I got the album it would be only to look at the pictures.
Ray wants to see Dukes specifically for the General Lee jumping things and stuff -he is no fan of JS. Of her boobs, probably, but of her, not so much.
jamie!
I want to see it because I have a secret crush on Johnny Knoxville. I guess it's not a secret anymore.
Take back what you said about Clay. I think everyone knows he should have won American Idol and his voice is adult contemporary gold.
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