Thursday, October 06, 2005

Katie Holmes - Say it aint so!

I Used to Like Katie Holmes
Katie Holmes has a "bun in the oven." This is what I read on the way to work this morning on the subway. What the heck is going on? Does anyone else think that Ms. Holmes is so totally brainwashed that she has NO Idea what is going on? Or do you really think that they are in love and will happily ever after?

According to People.com, Tom Cruise's fiancée, Katie Holmes, is pregnant with the couple's child, Cruise's spokesperson, Lee Anne DeVette, tells PEOPLE exclusively.

"Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," says DeVette.
Cruise, who has two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, began dating Holmes in mid-April. He proposed to her atop the Eiffel Tower in Paris in June. DeVette says there is no wedding date set.

DeVette would not comment on the baby's gender or say how far along the pregnancy is. The rep did say that Holmes, 26, "has never felt better."

Cruise, 43, is currently shooting Mission: Impossible 3 in Los Angeles.

COME ON! Can't you just picture Tom persuading Katie to get knocked up? "Come on Katie, it will be good for your career! "

Ohio native, and "good" catholic girl - what happened???

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

If we're lucky she'll be too fat to come back for Batman 2 or 7 or whatever they're calling it.

Anonymous said...

The whole Cruise/Holmes romance is a sham. Why is this, you might ask. Well, I don't want to take up too much space, but put simply it is because Tom Cruise is gay. Think about it...He has had his choice of women since "Risky Business", he is considered to be one of the most powerful people in show business, and the guy is loaded. When you have everything, what more could you want???

The answer is that he wants what he knows that he can never have if he wants to keep the money and the power. He wants the forbidden fruit, man ass. Not just any man ass, though. TC wants heterosexual man ass. Guys like you and me Jamie. Just the man ass that he probably won't ever get.

Katie Holmes is just some dumb broad that is serving as his cover story. I wonder if that's even Tom's bun in her oven.

Anonymous said...

She was probably impregnated with L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm. The Scientology Messiah!

Anonymous said...

She maybe kind of good looking, but no one has ever accused her of being smart.
As to Tom's sexuality, who cares? He is a short crazy guy with a horrible laugh. He he hadn't stumbled into acting he would have been the biggest asshole in accounting. He would have married near retarded girl who works in food service and lived in his mother's basement and nobody would care what he thinks about modern mental health.
Go Browns!!

Anonymous said...

You know... you totally copied off of my blog. And you have more comments. What the hell?